Holiday Lovin’

Holiday Lovin’

We’re officially smack in the middle of the holiday season! Enjoy all the hectic, crazy fun but don’t forget to get your freak on though while you’re enjoying the holiday festivities! Make Santa’s naughty list this year and toot that ass up under the Christmas tree ladies. Fellas, pull that dick out under the mistletoe so your woman can kiss that beautiful dick right down her throat.

Fuck in the bathroom and the laundry room while everyone’s having Thanksgiving dinner! Screw in between and at family gatherings! Screw long and hard. Enjoy each other and keep yourself hydrated with plenty of water, fruits and veggies to keep that energy up. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not supposed to be fucking while there are more important things to be done! You deserve to be done too and done right! Don’t neglect that throbbing dick and that pounding clit.

Get yours too. Yeah the holidays are about giving but there about receiving too. If you happen to be single(or hell...even if you aren’t single)...crank up the vibrator, throw on a holiday porn or a classic holiday movie and get those hands moving! Whatever gets you off, get up on it and ride it or thrust in it until your coming so hard you can stop yourself from shaking, the orgasm is sooooo fucking good! Enjoy yourselves my luvs! Happy Horny Holidays! Get your freak on!

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